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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Keystone Cops Plead With Criminal For Return of Stolen Art !!

Hopeless Dawn By Frank Bramley, above, a reflection of the Hopeless British Police !!!


If the World is a Circus, then the British Police are the Clowns !!



Dick Ellis, ex head and founder of Scotland Yards Art and Antiques Squad is incandescent with rage at the complete incompetence of both Hampshire and Sussex Police.

Detective Richard Skillan of Hampshire Police is the investigating officer into a spate of high value art robberies that have taken place in Hampshire, Southern England, in the last year or so.

Among the stolen items are a number of high value Silver items that have been traced (not recovered) by Dick Ellis to a Brighton, Sussex, Antiques Dealer.

Dick Ellis passed this information to Det Richard Skillan.


Det Richard Skillan duly contacted Sussex Police and requested permission and co-operation in executing a search warrant.

Sussex police replied that:

"We (Sussex Police) are not interested in solving art crime, and any other type of crime, committed outside of the borders of Sussex and by refusing to co-operate with Hampshire Police we can prevent art thefts in Sussex."

"Furthermore, we (Sussex Police) have made it clear to the Brighton Antiques Mafia, that as long as they do not target high value art and antiques in Sussex, we will not be bothered by their criminality elsewhere"

So, left without any help from Sussex Police, Hampshire detective Richard Skillan came up with the bright idea to take it upon himself to pay a visit to the sussex Antiques Dealers house, without a search warrant, to request his help in recovering the stolen art from Hampshire.

Detective Richard Skillan revealed all to the sussex antiques dealer and told him that is was Dick Ellis who named him.

The antiques dealer could not believe his luck, faced with the prospect of losing the high value stolen art he has accumulated he denied everything and Hampshire detective Richard Skillan left, tail between his legs, humiliated, and with the knowledge that the antiques dealer was aware of the close attention police were paying to him.

The Antiques dealer has duly moved all the high value stolen art from his homes and is now taking precautions to prevent him from being caught with stolen art and Dick Ellis has been made to look a complete fool.
The word on the street is Brighton Art criminals can act with impunity, if outside Sussex, and that's official !!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dick Ellis is trying to sting the Irish guys who hold some Gardner art.

He is going to get them all arrested soon, so beware of the Dick Ellis false promises and undercover sting operation happening now in Ireland.
July 3rd 2012

Anonymous said...

Let me tell you the truth about Dick Ellis.
He has stood in a court of law and committed perdury on more than one occasion.
Nobody can lie better than Dick.
He has stolen money, He has stolen paintings.
He was very very lucky I never had a tape recorder on me when talking to him once otherwise he would have got three years for perdury.
How he has never been arrested is amazing.
How he sleeps at night I dont know.
Just had a thought ask Mr Dick Ellis to take a lie detector test, questions to be asked 'have you ever committed perdury in a court of law'.
Let the real Dick Ellis stand up.
You are a crook who has managed to get away with it for years.
You will not make any complaints about what I have written Dick because you know if you were to take the lie detector test you would be found out.